[Weird] Ugly Tools for women

Freelax (the name is I think a bit disconnected to the reality) is new tool to "allow women to pee standing". It is ugly of course:

It seems that there is a competitor which is called "TravelMate™ non-invasive urinary devices" with the same purpose:

I really like this kind of quotes. When marketing goes to much into crappy detail like that it is so ironic...

  • With the help of over 900 TravelMate prototype testers, we refined the contour of the cradle until we found the best shape for providing a leak-free seal with the female anatomy.
  • The TravelMate’s rectangular, cone-shaped discharge tip ensures a straight stream. Tubing connects easily to it if desired.