[Weird] On-line poetry: craigslist titles

Still wondering about on-line stuff as magical poetry from outer space, here are few titles coming from craigslist:

-SALE: Singing Refrigerator - Am I being too specific? - WHEN YOU CANT BOOK MARY POPPINS, RING JULIANA - need a passionate rapper and not a candy rapper - Advice on Pet Insurance? - Tired of browsing online profiles?

Who said the the Internet has no content ?!