Star Wars "Pants" Lines

Funny stuff for summer: Star Wars "Pants" Lines:

I recently received an e-mail containing several Star Wars quotes that sounded funny when a key word was replaced with "pants". I do not know who first came up with the idea or who originated the forward. When I got the e-mail, I spent a good hour thinking up additional quotes:

  • I find your lack of pants disturbing. --Darth Vader, SW
  • General Veers, prepare your pants for a ground assault. --Darth Vader, ESB
  • Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants. --Han and Luke, SW
  • You are unwise to lower your pants. --Darth Vader, RJ
  • * I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board. --Leia, SW